Zeppari: Poison cats had teeth full of THC-poison
anttipee: After getting a new Nokia phone from the emperor of Guzynga Xena started her journey to Ujabi and hi's rebel friends
anttipee: The journey was full of dangerous situations arranged by the Rastafarian Prince, but beeing a warrior princess Xena managed to get to Ujabi

jacee: and right off, right when she was swinging her sturdy leg over the back of her trusty steed, that NOKIA commenced ringing, "damn! must be my broker!" Xena said
jacee: "eh? Xena?" the low voice came
jacee: "What's up babe?" it continued
jacee: ""zat you Prince?" Xena asked
jacee: "yeah, joy-cheeks, it's me."
jacee: "well, you'd better git yer ass in gear an ride, slick, 'cause I'm comin' to rip yer heart out, dude..." Xena whispered
jacee: "back in the saddle," she said after closing the connection and spurring her stallion into a gallop...
anttipee: back in the Princes palace the atmosphere had turned to a panic. The Prince knew Xena would beat him, so he called another good friend with poison cats, Zorga
anttipee: Zorga was the owner of THE hidious siamic twins
jacee: these salmiac twins were SO ugly that when they looked at somebody, that person would shrivel up like a raisin
jacee: "he he he" is all they could say and always slightly out of time, so it sounded like an echo
anttipee: needles to say, Zorga was blind
anttipee: He had very hard time getting anyone to escort him, since the twins were always with him
jacee: blind as a worm
anttipee: But when he managed to get to the right place at the right time, he was a mighty warrior, who was feared among every man
jose: Xena had secret weapon: raybans with ugliness filter
anttipee: the famous ZorgaTwin model
anttipee: With the ZorgaTwins and the newly sponsored Nokia mobile she was convinced to beat the Rastafari Prince and his army
anttipee: Happened so far...
anttipee: Ujabi, Zelda, Xena and couple of other people have founded a secret underground movement. The goal is to assaninate The Rastafari Prince. The Prince has gotten some help, Ugra Garma and Zörga + a bunch of poison cats.
anttipee: Xena has THE famous ZörgaTwin model raybans and a newly sponsored Nokia mobile. With these weapons she's going to beat The Rastafari Prince
jacee: What was Xena up to, anyway
jacee: Where was she last night?
anttipee: Xena came to help Ujabi and the rebels to beat the Rastafari Prince
anttipee: "So, Ujabi. Where's the Prince? I've seen him last ten years ago. I wonder if he has changed.."
anttipee: said Xena
elisa_1: xena and prince were once lovers
anttipee: but the romance had crashed to the Princes desire to chew people's feet
jacee: that explains why Xena had this fear of going barefoot...
elisa_1: Xena also wants revenge (she likes her feet)
jacee: Ujabi replied "he's nursing a bad hangover from when you hit him over the head with that coconut in the dark."
anttipee: "Xena, she's here.. I can feel it. There's a disturbance in my teeth" said the Rastafari Prince
aRiSe: what's happened to xena vs rastafari so far?
jacee: anttipee has the word, don't you?
anttipee: Xena has arrived to the land of the Rastafari Prince
anttipee: He and Xena have had a romance ten years ago
anttipee: After having her feet bitten Xena desires for a revenge
anttipee: the Rastafari Prince has felt Xena by a disturbance in his royal teeth
anttipee: ...
jacee: The Prince's teeth were very sensitive especially after the coonut blow to the head he had received the night before from Xena who was playing Ninja warrior
elisa_1: the prince still desires to chew Xena's feet..
anttipee: and who can blaim him, the feet are quite nice..
anttipee: Xena had spent years recovering from the toothmarks in her feet but now she was a new warrior princess.
jose: and she was ready to kick some butt.
anttipee: So, in spite of Xena who wanted revenge and wanted it now, Ujabi and the rebels decided to plan things a bit
jacee: "let's see, we need food, weapons, and party supplies, along with plenty of portable electronics"
anttipee: Xena: "I recommend all of you to get a sponsor like me. This new Nokia mobile is really cool, there's a infra red beam, a worm game and many other necessary qualities any warrior needs
jacee: Ujabi: the last time I approached a network sponsor, they told me since I couldn't slam dunk, I had no chance, so I started to wear any clothes I could find like Michael Jordan
jacee: you can look at URL http://students.llaky.fi/¬hopkins/prince.html to see yesterday's story...
jacee: sorry https://neoscenes.net/prince.html
anttipee: Zelda: I have the same problem, but hey. We are poor farmens sons... we are sopposed to be like that. Now, what are we going to do with the Rastafarian Prince?
jacee: well. well. well...
aRiSe: well.. after long wandereing they made a camp with a fire, coz there were coming dark soon. there they sat looking at the great fire and making a plan to fight against Rastafarian Prince. and then suddenly...
aRiSe: ZAP!! and Xena's nokia phone disapparead!
cke: ujabi started franticly digging their huge pile of assorted electronics
aRiSe: WHAT the HELL!! shouted Ujabi
anttipee: Zelda started to shake
anttipee: and a low voise from above yelded
cke: as the pile of electronics was getting smaller by the minute
cke: Soon their GPS navigator would go too, and they would be hopelessly lost.
aRiSe: and then one man said: hey, my phone is still left but it's sim-card has morphed to the LSD!!!
aRiSe: WHoooah! I think this a BAD trip!!! shouted Ujabi
cke: And all of a sudden nobody knew what was real and what was not
cke: Somebody tried to remember did he have anything to do with LSD or not
cke: Somebody tried to remember did he have anything to do with LSD or not
aRiSe: but WHERE is XENA?? asked Ujabi
anttipee: Xena had disappeared along with her mobile
aRiSe: Was she allso a LSD-hallucination?
cke: It was getting hard to see because it was getting darker and the trees were obviouslu trying tomeltting
anttipee: Ujabi starteed to wonder if Xena was a person at all
cke: but when did this trip began?
cke: If it in fact is a trip
_jones2: And when will it END?
anttipee: "hold my hand", said Ujabi to Zelda
aRiSe: ane man went totaly nuts: hey Ican't look to the kitchen, coz there is too sharp!!!! and then he jumped to the fireplace
cke: Fireplace? Why were there a firplace in the middle of the forest?
elisa_1: maybe that was part of this lsd trip too..?
cke: The trees were getting very distressed about a fireplace
cke: it was burning WOOD
anttipee: Hey wait a minute! I know! This must be the works of a poison cat Zsrga has, said Zelda
cke: LSD cats?
anttipee: the poison the cats have are known to cause funny things
aRiSe: but where is Xena who said? did Ujabi find her?
cke: But this was getting TOO funny
elisa_1: did the cat bite them all and cause these lsd trips?
cke: The scene was more surreal than a Dali painting
anttipee: That must be it. Xena has the famous ZsrgaTwin raybans. maybe they protected her from the poison..
anttipee: and she realized its a good time to swith sides
cke: or is it just Ujabi who is totally tripping
_jones2: And then someone shouts loud CUT!!!!
elisa_1: wich side is Xena going to take?
anttipee: cut the head of Xena!
elisa_1: +h
_jones2: Suddenly Director step out of shadows...
cke: and gets behedded by Xena
_jones2: Director: "Uuurgghhtt... This production is getting too wild for me..."
_jones2: Says director with his Removed head...
anttipee: "what production? where is my sword?!"
anttipee: "men, today we'll attack!"
cke: but how can they attack, when all their elecronics are gone
_jones2: "Take that maniac actress away", mumbless Director
cke: and half of the swords have turned into a bunch of seagulls
_jones2: And someone who calls himself Director has suddenly lost his head...
anttipee: that must be a nonperson spy sent by The Prince!
anttipee: a cuper spy
cke: who cares about the head. If only it wauld stop singing
aRiSe: suddenly the Rastafarian Prince arises from the th fire place
aRiSe: and says: ...
anttipee: darn that noise you make!
_jones2: And he kicks the head of Director to the woods...
elisa_1: and they never see that head again
aRiSe: not too fast eliza
cke: all this time a mysic lizzard has been sitting on a melting tree and looking over this chaos
anttipee: But all of a sudden the Director stars to melt and gather in a big bucket of water
aRiSe: in few seconds there came a half of that head back
_jones2: But even today it sings middle of the woods "All we are in the yellow subbmarine" With terrible voice...
anttipee: "MY GOOD! its THE DIRECTOR!
aRiSe: directors cut !!!!
elisa_1: "kill the director!", shouts everyone
anttipee: "you can't kill it!"
_jones2: "Well we need bit more that rought cut for this episode", bubles big bucket of water...
cke: somebody throws the bucket of water to the fireplace
anttipee: a huge explosition!
cke: and the rastafarian prince diapears
anttipee: everyone are silent
aRiSe: hey you wet my feet!!! shouted rastafari who still stand in the fireplace
anttipee: Well rastie.. after THE DIRECTOR you don't frighten us much
aRiSe: darn!
aRiSe: said rastafari and walked away
cke: atleast we got rid of the head
cke: half of it atleast
aRiSe: did we?
anttipee: if just someone would silence it!
cke: well somewhere in the wood the other half is still singing
cke: thank good it's pretty far away
aRiSe: why it doesn't sing somethin else...
anttipee: together with Ringo, John, Paul and other strange aliens
cke: everybody was getting DOWN a bit by know
cke: and tried to find out what was actually happening
elisa_1: "maybe we shoud teach it another song?" says Ujabi
cke: but wht song would that be?
anttipee: For examle "smoke on the water!"
anttipee: daa daa daa...!
aRiSe: three miles away from that, was a huge pink horse! it said: ihaahaaa!
_jones2: "Nooo I won«t sing Deep Purple", someone screams from woods...
cke: and then the horse sat down to the dinnertable
anttipee: YOU FUCKIN' HIPPIES!
anttipee: The horse had a quest: XENA
cke: but after dinner, not sooner
elisa_1: guess who else, was in the dinner table?..
elisa_1: the HEAD
cke: 1/2 head
aRiSe: half of it?
jacee: and we KNOW about Xena and horses...
elisa_1: yes
aRiSe: and they did what ???
elisa_1: eating
anttipee: this is a family channel!
aRiSe: 1/2 head with a apple-sausage
aRiSe: yummii!
anttipee: the boys at the fireplace were getting concerned
elisa_1: of whom?
elisa_1: the horse?
cke: it wasnt too nice eating with a 1/2 of a head, so the horse got up and went seeking for Xena. Still hungry!
anttipee: "Well zelda... it's just me and you"
jacee: poooooooor leeetle horsie
anttipee: what's that noise ?
jacee: back to the head on the table, though. SUDDENLY it started TALKING!
cke: with food on its mouth
anttipee: MY GOOD! IT'S THE PINK HORSE!
_jones2: " But in name of the Beatles I CANT STAND cannibalism!!"
_jones2: says half headed head of director
cke: The horse was not at all pleased at that remark
jacee: ALL YA NEED IS LUV
anttipee: "Zelda....Zeeeldaaa"!
anttipee: ZELDA
anttipee: !
jacee: STOOOOOPPPPP IT, I CAN'T STAND IT the head said
cke: being pink had, through times, been a sort of bad thing for the horse
jacee: for example, sunburning in the summer, that was a big problem
anttipee: the skin turned blue
cke: and not many horses are blue, after all
anttipee: "Imagine all the horses!" said John
jacee: "whatever happened to Ugra Garma?" Ujabi asked the horse
anttipee: Ugra and Zsrga were plotting together
anttipee: with the cats
_jones2: "I just want this episode ready", mumbles head of Director
cke: the raybans?
jacee: where are the RAYBANS? the head queried
jacee: my eyes are KILLING me!
cke: well now i need only one of them
anttipee: Xena started to look for her ZsrgaTwins
jacee: "You ain't got no eyes, anyway", the Director said "we didn't write that into the script"
anttipee: OH SHIT! now I know why it's been pretty dark!
jacee: (it should be noted that the head had neither eyes NOR brain in this episode...)
anttipee: "Imagine all the horseeeeees!"
cke: blue ones too?
jacee: "living life in hay...."
anttipee: Juhhuu
anttipee: uu-u
cke: said the owl
cke: that was sitting next to the lizzard
anttipee: that made John jeulous, you know the copyrights
anttipee: but beeing a man of peace he just sat down
cke: to the dinnertable
jacee: Xena popped her head into teh dining room and asked anyone for some COLD TURKEY?
cke: but there was something profundly wrong with the room that had appeared around the dinnertable to the woods
cke: it had a whole house attached to it
anttipee: the walls were made of some strange matertial
jacee: kind of like that cheese that comes in sheets wrapped in plastic
_jones2: (Does LSD have the TURKEY effect..)
cke: the trees outside, got wery silent and startted backing away
jacee: well, it did appear that turkeys on Acid could be problematic
jacee: especially at a good party
cke: and those seagulls
anttipee: They whispered to eachother "have you heard the news? that house is full of seagulls!"
jacee: "if I were a tree, I'd get the HELL out of this reality!" Ugra barked at the other twin
cke: luckyly for all it startted raining
cke: only INSIDE the house
anttipee: "fellow sea gulls! this is not nice! let's go and tell Ringo!"
jacee: meanwhile, outside, everything was melting...
cke: still.
cke: the owl and the lizzard were side by side on a rock, because the tree had hidden under the rock
cke: and it wouldn't eaven leave a branch for them to sit on
anttipee: owl: "hey lizzie.. what do you think is going on?"
cke: "I know everything" said the lizzard
cke: "I'm the lizzard king"
anttipee: I don't know about you, but this submarine song is really buggin' me
jacee: "and right now, WE WANT THE WORLD AND WE WANT IT NOW!"
cke: The lizzard took Ugras remotecontroll form somewhere and turned of the head
cke: Ahh silence!
jacee: I have an idea, Ugra, let's borrow that Nazi U-boat over there, with it's un-dead crew and blast the bejezuz outta that Yeller Submarine thang...
cke: But it cant fly
jacee: nothin like the remote
cke: and the undead nazis are even more unlikely to cooperate
anttipee: I know, let's start to sing "erika", maybe they'll cool down
cke: they startted to sing, but stopped after a while
cke: because the green sun was rising over the horizon
anttipee: Hey, whats wrong? nothin comes out of our mouths
anttipee: what?
cke: The gold sun followed the green one, and still no sound!
anttipee: Man, this is getting irritating
anttipee: what
anttipee: ?
cke: It was hard to communicate or even make a sound watching those marvellous sunrises
anttipee: "living life in hey..."
anttipee: what?
cke: said the horse finally
cke: he was already turning blue
jacee: baked by the green sun
cke: Suddenly that silence and splendour was cut by a terrible and irritating sound
cke: a mobile phone was ringing somewhere
cke: and ringing LOUD!!!
anttipee: "Xena"
cke: Xenas phone atleast
anttipee: It was the emperor of Guzynga!
anttipee: He had a new model
cke: but who was calling and why?
anttipee: "hello, Xena...its the emperor. How's business?"
anttipee: the sound was too loud for a normal ear
cke: apart from everything melting....O.K.
anttipee: The owl and the lizard were going crazy
cke: more grazy than usual
anttipee: but the noise didn't seem to bother Xena
cke: "This is the kind of thing you humans enjoy, is it?" asked The Lizzard in agony
jacee: "ussssss" said Xena, "I can't hear while yer talking"
anttipee: I have the famous Guzynga earplugs
jacee: which amplify all the sounds made by any technological device
cke: "and filter out all the irritating sounds of nature?" asked the Owl sarcastically
cke: Which Xena didn't hear ofcourse
cke: She was telling the Emperor where she was and what she was not doing
cke: the usual...
anttipee: infact, Xena had no idea what was going on in the world
cke: neither did anyone else
cke: apart from The Lizzard
anttipee: actually, nobody had seen Xena since the technical revolution, because she had been since covered with tech stuff
jacee: "now, honey, " she was saying to the Emperor, "I just found the cutest pair of glasses you ever did see, the have a built-in GPS system and with just a blink of my sweet little ole turquoise eyes, I can launch any number of scud missles with multiple wareheads filled with dedcapitated Barbie dolls that my son has been collecting since he graduated from college..."
Chalk: which made her invisible to the naked eye
Chalk: unless you had special vision improving gel
jacee: poor Xena, gel all over her now, as th Owl had knocked her hand when she was smearing it on her eyes
Chalk: her eyes? she didnt read the instructions
Chalk: upon inspecting the label she found ....
jacee: that she should have put it on her
jacee: Nokia
Chalk: feet.
Chalk: ok nokia sounds good :)
jacee: which the Emperor had given her
Chalk: to stay in touch with...
Chalk: her thousands of admirers
anttipee: What they didn't know was the gel was the spit of the poison cats
Chalk: (an extinct species)
Chalk: so before Xena could react...
anttipee: she dried up to a raisin
Chalk: the size of a muffin
Chalk: with red spots
anttipee: it was the spit of THE VICIOUS SALMIAC TWIN
Chalk: The one and only
jacee: bone big blister in the green sun
Chalk: except for the other one of course
Chalk: xena screamed...
jacee: POP!
Chalk: and out spurted a beautiful flower
anttipee: I'm a raisin, I'M A RAISIN!
Chalk: a wise old man sat in the corner staring at her
anttipee: Some of us turn out to be a raisins
Chalk: and some ....
anttipee: and some of us don't
Chalk: in fact,
anttipee: Xena didn't quite understand the meaning of it
Chalk: it may sometimes be better not to be a raisin, said the man
Chalk: "allow me to introduce myself"
anttipee: The muffin man
Chalk: if you ask me nicely..
cke: sometimes it's nice to be a raicin, if you're among friends, that is.
anttipee: I go round the countryside and look for promesing raisins.. you seem to be a real mega raisin
Chalk: "promising?" asked xena
anttipee: I have plans for you
Chalk: xena shivered in nervous anticipation
cke: you're too big for my muffins, but I can always make my muffins bigger
Chalk: but my oven is the real problem
cke: Xena started to have doubts about this guy
anttipee: Xena realized this was THE muffin man
Chalk: she turned and ran
anttipee: the death of every raisin
Chalk: straight into...
cke: a leg.
Chalk: a BIG HAIRY leg
anttipee: "oh how I miss my old legs"
Chalk: came a groany voice from somewhere to the left
anttipee: even if they were cheved
cke: if i had my legs i could run fraster
Chalk: but now i am limited to 36 km/h
cke: and as a matter of fact, if i had legs i wouldn't have to run
Chalk: running is so boring, isnt it?
cke: The muffin man dont like raisin with legs
anttipee: they get to your throat
Chalk: and so he disappeared in a techno-flash
anttipee: Xena?
cke: The leg?
Chalk: no the muffin man :)
anttipee: Xena's condition. however hadn't emproved much
Chalk: she was still feeling the after effects
Chalk: maybe she shouldn't have....
cke: run with no legs
anttipee: so she began to eat her raisin arm
Chalk: now she had blisters in the strangest places
Chalk: and realised the "raisins" were microchips
anttipee: hmm.. funny feelin in my teeth
Chalk: very oily - these chips
cke: bad wibes, like eating tin foil
anttipee: Moo! said someone
anttipee: it was the pink horse!
anttipee: only, he had turned into a cow
cke: because of the sunshine, half of it was blue
cke: the sunny side, that is.
Chalk: blue cows give purple milk
cke: he still didn't have sunscreen.
jose: xena started her milkmaid mode
Chalk: and managed to get a glass and a half out
cke: and nearly drowned in it
jacee: before the cow ran off with the sppoon
Chalk: eating his yoghurt
anttipee: all alone again!
anttipee: Where's Ringo?
Chalk: it was her favorite flavour
anttipee: Where's paul?
Chalk: ringo starr or ringo the cow?
Chalk: oh that ringo
anttipee: and the half head of the rastafarian prince?
Chalk: together with a 50c coin with the other half of the prince's head on it
Chalk: heads or tails? xena asked
Chalk: the cow looked for her tail
anttipee: Xena tossed the coin
cke: as he was still running away
Chalk: a male cow?
jose: xena warrior
Chalk: lol good site jose
anttipee: The coin went higher..
anttipee: and higher..
anttipee: until
Chalk: it disappeared

anttipee: Well..this is what happened yesterday: Xena turned to raisin and was threatened by THE muffin man. Fortunately the muffin man disappeared. The pink horse came to the seen, only he had turned to a pink cow (half blue, actually..)
anttipee: Ringo, John and Paul are somewhere..
anttipee: Xena was tossing a coin (for some reason) until all off a sudden..
cke: the tree that was hiding under the tree desided to ge up again
anttipee: Man... you shure look different today Horsie!
cke: but then again, nobody was really sure who looked like what
cke: after the chaos before
anttipee: suddenly, a creeping cry came from the woods
anttipee: "LIVIVG LIFE IN HEEEEEYYY!"
cke: the horse was rahter taken aback
cke: somebody using my lyrics
anttipee: It was Ringo!
anttipee: "MY good, you won't believe what happened to the guys!"
cke: what guys?
anttipee: John and Paul!
cke: they diapeared with the house
cke: and all the seagulls too
cke: (Thank good)
anttipee: "the seagulls?!" asked everybody
anttipee: At this point everybody realised, that things were bad
anttipee: If someone or something can make the seagulls disappear, it has power no man can resist
cke: Then again. everybody is recovering from what seems to be a BAD LSD trip. It's hard to say whats happening. Especially cause no-one remembers having anything to do with any substance, even remotely like LSD
anttipee: things were very confused
cke: and actions even more confucing
cke: The trees were trying get more solified
anttipee: the poison cats had made a mess. allright!
cke: and most of the people seemed to have trouble remembering where was up
cke: "Where are the cats?" asked someone
anttipee: What, asked Xena
cke: "The cats, Where are they!!?"
anttipee: Xena had her earplugs and ZsrgaTwins on, so she had no idea what was going on
cke: Did she ever?
anttipee: not since the great flood
cke: Did anyone have any idea what was going on?
cke: Apart from the lizzard, ofcourse
anttipee: Ringo replied: it' s better to be than not to
cke: Let it be
anttipee: "wow! you are sooo wise" said Xena
anttipee: she had got the earplugs off
cke: "Whats happening?" she asked
cke: "it has been wery quiet lately"
anttipee: and pretty dark, too
cke: "YOU HAVENT HEARD ANYTHING?"
anttipee: Ringo wondered, how can Xena have earplugs or raybans since she is a raisin?
cke: well atleast she was getting bigger
anttipee: "MOOO!" said the pnk cow with a pinky voice
anttipee: "I am the moo man!
cke: the third sun was getting up, so the pink cow was now wery much blue
anttipee: "Hey YOUUU! let's play the BLUUUes"
anttipee: said the cow
cke: and suddenly understood that Xena had the earplugs off, The cow now had a chance to fulfill his quest
anttipee: "hey cow, back off!"
anttipee: I'm just raisin , but i can kck yer but anytime i want to!
cke: "You wanna ride?" asked the cow despite of all Xenas efforts to shoo it away
cke: "Ride a COW? Are you insane?"
cke: "Well I used to be a horse. Specially breeded to serve you"
anttipee: "Oh well, in that case.."
cke: said Xena and called omeone with her nokia
anttipee: the phone said: BBBBZZZZZZ-CRCRCRCRCRCRCAC!
anttipee: which is understandable, after all it had melted
anttipee: once atleast
anttipee: so the phone was ringing rather bad...
cke: "I can't seem to get through to mu handyman Grook" said Xena
cke: "He might be able to take care of our broblem"
cke: "After all I cant be using a COW as a means to travel, can I?"
anttipee: "I am the moo man!" said the pink cow
anttipee: Suddenly the pink cow started to rip of his head
anttipee: to everyone's terror it was THE DIRECTOR
anttipee: the director shouted with a low voice
anttipee: "SO; YOU THOUGHT YOU CAN GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY!"
cke: "What have you done to the adorable PINK HORSE!?!" shouted Xena
cke: but that was soon to be one of her smallest problems.
anttipee: Director: "so Xena, we meet for the first time for the last time!"
anttipee: "let's get our scores settled "
anttipee: "You and me"
cke: he said and jumped out of the remains of the "cow"
cke: to everyones surpsise a whole bunch of fierce ferrets followed him
cke: And after that there was just Chaos and Mayhem.... AGAIN
jacee: "Gooooooood morning Viet Nam!" Xena moaned
anttipee: the ferrets bagan to organise to a tight line
jacee: dancing like a string of Vegas showgirls. ferret tails flying
anttipee: Ringo fell on his knees and began to cry "Nooo nooo nooo, not THE DANCING FERRETS!"
cke: slowly the ferrets formed a tight sircle around Xena and kept on dancing
anttipee: "this is my revenge", laughed the director
anttipee: "you messed with the wrong man!"
anttipee: "allthough I'm not a man, but that's not important"
jacee: "DNCE, BABY, DANCE! they barked
cke: Just as the ferrets were getting ready to jump on Xena, the bluish/pink horse galloped through the woods
cke: atleast it looked like our pink/blue horse
cke: somewhat
anttipee: "oh, Horsie, you're not dead", shouted Xena
jacee: and, stumbling on a root, flew heaven-ward in a high arching trajectory landing on most of the ferrets and knocked Xena out cold
anttipee: there were ferret corpses everyehere
anttipee: Ringo replied: "I know I'm a man of peace, but suddenly I'm very hungry"
jacee: as he picked up a freshly killed ferret and popped it into his mouth, mrmrmmrmmrmmgarblbemm
jj: And the he spitted ball of ferrets hair out of his mouth...
cke: the other ferrets were looking somewhat puzzled about all this, and were looking at the Director for support.
jj: But Director were gone talk to producer to get some help
anttipee: the head ferret blew into his whistle and asked for a time out
anttipee: which was granted
jacee: look, yer gonna have to talk to the union representative, this wasn't in our contract, the largest, recently-killed ferret bark crossly
anttipee: "yeah! we didn't come here for this!"
anttipee: "we came to have some raisins!"
anttipee: "the director double crossed us"
cke: join us then. we'll give you all the raisins you'll ever want
jj: Director came back with producer. Producer yelled to directod: " You have overdrawn your budget again! And look what you got here. Bunch of crazy ferrets and Ringo Starr!"
jacee: where's that Yellow Submarine? Maybe we can pile the whole bunch of the in there and set them sailing SOME WHERE ELSE, like OVER THE RAINBOW to OZ!
anttipee: "we all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine yellow submarine...!", started Ringo
anttipee: "NOOOOOO, why did you gave that man a reason to sing again?" asked Xena
jacee: BANGBANGBANG
cke: I think it's time for you to go Ringo. And take the rest of the band with you.
jacee: "somewhere, over the rainbow....."
jacee: "way up high..."
cke: "...in the tree sat a wise man?"
jj: with hammer?
cke: "Maby I'll go see him" said Ringo
anttipee: "poor wise man, he daesn't have a clue about the suffering that he's going to face" said Xena
cke: "Well, actually I made the whole thing up just to shut him up"
jj: "Aw. It«s getting worse. Now they are singing together", Xena raged
cke: "I have a feeling we're forgetting something. Something important" said Ujabi
anttipee: where's the director?
jacee: HEY LOOK, there's Dorothy!
jacee: She's not the Director...
cke: She's the best DJ in these woods
jj: Director was arguing with producer about the script and some other things that may not be mentioned here... They were using really, really bad language...
cke: "Shut up you two!" said Dorothy, who was, by now, putting together a HUGE PA system in the clearing
jacee: DO IT DOROTHY!
jacee: "RAVE" somebody shouted into their Nokia
jacee: And in no time at all, there could be heard screaming coming rapidly towards this little group of Media-Makers,
jj: "I won«t change a line of our script", yelled Director "That is because you don not have one, you ***", replied producer. "I will resign!", yelled director back. "You are fired", said producer calmly
jacee: "OH NO", the ferrets shouted, "LOOK OUT"
jacee: and in a moment, the clearing had filled with thousands of RAVERS
jacee: all groovin' to Dorothy's beat, smoke machines and all
cke: BOOM BOOM BOOM
jj: "Thank you", said director and turned to the crew "Now. Shall we continue?", he asked but was walked over 100 RAVERS
anttipee: one of the ferrets said: "Hmm, I'm getting hungrey.."
cke: but the others were too busy partying, to notice him at all
cke: as the sunsets painted the horizon in all the colours of the rainbow and lasers cut the smoke in bizarre patterns Rastafarian Prince was having a very bad time indeed at his castle.
jacee: "here, eat THIS" said the Wizard of Oz
cke: Rastafari Prince was having a bad time basically because his castle was uncomfortably close to the ravesite, so that he could faintly feel the bass vibrations.
cke: That didn't bother him that much, but he hasn't been invited
jacee: jealousy is a heavy thing
cke: And being alone at the friday night is another
jacee: The Prince smashed down his heavy hand on an equally heavy table and said "owwwww"
jacee: Meanwhile Dorothy was JAMMIN'
cke: At the castle the Prince was agonising: "How dare they have any fun without ME?"
cke: "Especially when I have ALL the hamp"
jacee: "well. JAH RASTAFARI Makonen, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Conquoring Lion of the Tribe of Judah" Prince mumbled,
jacee: and fired-up one spliff the size of Miles' trumpet
cke: Them having FUN was totally too much for him to handle
cke: He was so agitated that not even a hefty joint he was smoking didn't help much
jacee: smoooookin'
jacee: meanwhile, Dorothy's rave was STILL happening, and the ferrets had finally joined in on the fun, though the Prince had not made up his mind to come down, as he had finished the SPLIFF and, well... What was to come, though?
jacee: raaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! do it! lawdy sakes alive! bang bang bang bang bang bang bangabangabang
jacee: the Wizard has forgotten an appointment he had with Bill Gates, who was trying to lure the Wizard into his evil service
anttipee: the evil lord Gates had felt the rave
anttipee: a great disturbance
jacee: and he knew it was a threat to his evil Power
jacee: the freedom and possibility of THE RAVE EXPERIENCE was something he couldn't yet market
cke: And while people were Raving, they were NOT spending money
anttipee: the Lord Gates was charmed by the ultimate mass distruction weapon, the new and hidious w.i.n.9.8.
jacee: Evil Bill had been trying for years to make a new Interface Design for everybody's raves, but nobody wanted to buy it
jacee: so now he was simply buying out as many ravers as possible
jacee: thank OZ for Dorothy, though, the Queen DJ
anttipee: this rave, however had managed to resist the temptation of dirty money
anttipee: but how long would they last?
jacee: and was in the process of turning into a REVOLUTION
jacee: ferrets and all
anttipee: the one thing the Lord Bill hadn't realized was that the ravers didn't want money
anttipee: or the ferrets
cke: and the party was so good nobody even bothered to listen (could not even) to the Gates's lobbyers
cke: walking in agony amongst the ravers...

THE END